“Do you think I was born just before I came through that door? 
Baby, I know exactly what this place is 
and you better get it through your head what it is!”

Only their sick sexual hangups could bring young newlyweds Danny and Shirley Carpenter to the house at 9 Devil Lane. For it is here, in this musty old mansion, that the necromancer Madame Heles and her sensual assistant Tanya perform their strange rites of the erotic occult. There will be those who serve, those who must be serviced, and when the clock strikes midnight, the dark ceremony of carnal desire can officially begin. But will this nightmare of ecstasy unleash the ultimate torrent of lewd hungers or reveal the most depraved secrets of all?

First published in 1972, The Only House follows the central plot and characters of Wood’s adult feature NECROMANIA: A TALE OF WEIRD LOVE! with jaw-dropping detours into additional sordid scenarios. It is a literary odyssey of feverish melodrama, pink angora sweaters, and perversely delectable filth that could come only from the mind of Edward D. Wood, Jr.